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Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans - Outrage AI Parody Song
AI Parody Music Video poking fun at the online hysteria surrounding Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle jeans campaign.
✅ Blue jeans
✅ Blonde panic
✅ DEI gone wild
✅ Kamala wore jeans and nobody cared
✅ Twitter melting down over cotton and thighs
✅ American Eagle laughing all the way to the bank
Lyrics:
Sydney hit the screen in denim,
Blonde and smiling, clean and bright,
American Eagle lit the fire,
And the woke crowd cried all night.
Said, “This looks too perfect, dangerous,”
“Too symmetrical,” “too white,”
While the market just kept climbing,
'Cause those jeans were fitting right.
Sydney Sweeney has great jeans,
Guess that’s now a coded sign.
We used to call it modelling,
Now it’s somehow realigned.
Back when Cindy drank a soda
In a desert for some brand,
Nobody fainted at the billboard,
Nobody tweeted, “Take a stand!”
But now they say it’s deeply loaded,
“Eurocentric fashion threat.”
They say jeans should come with warnings,
Haven’t canceled denim yet.
Sydney Sweeney has great jeans,
And the liberals lost their minds.
Kamala wore them, no big deal,
But Sydney crossed the line.
She said, “I got them from my mama,”
They said, “You mean supremacy?”
She meant thighs and hips and stitching,
They saw coded tyranny.
D E I reviewed the footage,
Flagged the wheatfield and her stance,
Called the backdrop “rural silence,”
Said the ad was “just a glance from fascist pants.”
Sydney Sweeney has great jeans,
And the outrage turned to gold.
Every angry post just boosted
What American Eagle sold.
They wrote essays on her posture,
On the blue tint of her stare,
They found racism in denim
Where there wasn’t any there.
But the girls just bought the outfit,
And the stock refused to drop,
Turns out moral panic's market
Doesn’t ever make it stop.
Sydney Sweeney has great jeans,
Guess that’s all she had to do.
Wear some pants, say "thanks, my mama,"
Then watch Twitter melt in two.
#aiparody #sydneysweeney #americaneagle2
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